Happy Mommys Day

Why God Made Moms...Answers given by 2nd grade school children:

Why did God make mothers?

she's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is

How did God make mothers?

magic plus super powers and alot of stirring

What ingredients are mothers made of?

God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

God knew she likes me alot more than other people's mom like me

What kind of a little girl was your mom?

I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

Does he make at least $800 a year

Why did your mom marry your dad?

my grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on

Who's the boss at your house?

Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball

What's the difference between moms and dads?

Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you go to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends

What does your momd do in her spare time?

moms don't do spare time

What would it take to make your mom perfect?

On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head

I always like to start my sermons with something funny...This got a strong laugh yesterday...