You might live in Nebraska if...

I always like to start my sermons with something funny.
(it lightens the mood so folks can endure the talking head)
A couple Sundays ago I shared some of Jeff Foxworthy's words on Nebraska.
(it was from an email Carie Sinks sent me)

If someone in a home depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Nebraska...
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Nebraska...
THIS IS MY FAVORITE: If you've had a lengthy telephone coversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Nebraska...
If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live in Nebraska...
If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Nebraska...
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in NE...
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in NE...
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in NE...
SO FUNNY!

Keith and Dee Sinks invited Holly, Nathaniel and I to the Farm and Ranch Expo last weekend, where I won a hat in a drawing. Here's a picture of Nathaniel in the hat. He has a thing for hats...which got me thinkin'...
You might live in NEBRASKA if...YOUR ADOPTED SON FROM ETHIOPIA STOLE YOUR FARM AND RANCH EXPO CAP!